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Friday, November 14, 2008

Girlie Wisdom! (something to make you giggle :D)

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

LIVE SIMPLY....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY


5 comments:

Umm Travis said...

HA HA HA HA so funny sis, thanx for sharing, really I was LOOOOL! Hehehehe

*~Ange~* said...

setting fire to ur knickers... lol
i had a big laugh at that one

S.E.A. NiQaBi said...

;) no probs umm travis & ange. glad it made you laugh. we have to crack up every now & then. laughing keeps us healthy :D

Habeebah said...

LOL I really did chuckle @ those, I was thinking while reading though my mum & Aunts would love those! I enjoyed it even more imagining their faces & laughter masha Allah.
Thanks sis.

S.E.A. NiQaBi said...

thanks for dropping by habeebah. it's for all to share & have a laugh :) glad to share it with everyone.